Don't allow him to cheat in peace

Just don’t be a boring woman who doesn’t scare a man and his side women. [Courtesy]

Men go and stay where there’s peace. Well, this is a lie we’ve been told since time immemorial. Maybe it worked in the days of our old fathers and their beautiful wives.

But when you ask a present-day woman who has given her man the peace he asks for, she’ll tell you such men rarely ‘sit in one place’ because the peaceful environment kinda chokes them.

Well, peace is relative. But most men who have calm women for wives are very randy.

They have perfected their ways of philandering and mastered the art of “outside catering”. They do it with so much ease and calm because theirs are women who never have issues with anything, whatsoever.

If a man has a cool wife back at home, try find out what kinda girlfriend or mpango he has. They’re usually chaotic and give unrealistic demands, ultimatums and deadlines.

(Because 99.9 per cent of these humans have other women on the side, don’t frown at me). Their girlfriends are the ones who are loud and would demand explanations at anything, much as they’re not main chicks.

Men in real sense would love to have and stay with dramatic women. Dramatic here depends on how you would view it. Such women keep them on their toes and make their minds and nerves work well. It is why a man would still afford to have a woman who is the absolute opposite of his calm wife, and will never let go of her.

Ever asked yourself what the hell Boaz saw in Philegona? Because she is the queen of drama queens as compared to his wife and he just loves how she harasses him everyday.

You’ll realise most men work well under great pressure and maximum supervision. See how a man can’t keep his pairs of socks and boxers in order? He can’t locate his vest or shirt.

See how he presses the toothpaste unevenly and can’t remember important dates and memories in his and his person’s lives.

So why do you think such a human needs peace and would be comfortable with all the calm around him?

He already needs to be reminded of things that happen around him. And, you can’t keep doing this politely and peacefully, can you?

Also, don’t you think being too calm is very boring for life? Normal is boring. Ask questions and demand answers. Check out for anything suspicious and ask for an explanation and insist on finding all the whys.

Frisk, snoop, bring issues. It keeps their mind alert and responsible, because even when out there just a call or text from you will scare the hell out of them and scatter some silly plans. No man settles where he finds peace. Actually, the most randy men come from peaceful homes and marriages.

Such a man will have all the peaceful time to philander without a care, without worrying about questions and explanations. He will take his time and do his shit to the maximum then majestically walk back to his woman like the legend he is.

Because home is where peace is! And peace gives him time to be chaotic in outdoor engagements. Hello, y’all women who plan to settle with the other gender at some point in your lives. Chaos is good. Drama is good. Don’t choose peace, do not give peace.

Find something, anything that will disturb his peace. He might threaten to leave, but he won’t. He will eventually get used to your noise and drama and chaos and stick. That will be his lifestyle till Kingdom come.

He will run helter-skelter when it’s time and he’s not home.

He’ll caution his horny concubines not to disturb his peace because he has a dramatic but very lovable wife he wouldn’t want to disappoint or disrespect.

He will cheat, but it will be a lot of work and who knows, he might give up along the way and decide to remain faithful. Just don’t be a boring woman who doesn’t scare a man and his side women.


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