Uncle Gil

Riggy G steals the show and hearts at wedding

By Uncle Gil   2023-11-25 13:36:31

All the ladies present wanted to have a dance with Riggy G. He ended up dancing with several honourable daughters of Mumbi and finally busted the myth that sons of Mumbi can’t dance.

No relatives for your upcoming ruracio? Hire us!

By Uncle Gil   2023-12-02 14:33:35

I am reliably informed that there are some ladies who don’t see eye to eye with their shady rural cousins. My village has enough young men who can be hired as fake cousins at short notice.

Baba Charlene is welcome to visit our home pub

By Uncle Gil   2023-12-10 14:51:14

In the same spirit, this festive season, he should visit Kenyans and see how they are doing, with several new taxes he has introduced.

When men finally turn into Santa Claus

By Uncle Gil   2023-12-18 17:01:46

If you had purposed to build yourself a house this year and haven’t done so by now, console yourself in that Jesus was practically homeless, yet we celebrate him every year.

May 2024 bring you closer to your dreams

By Uncle Gil   2024-01-07 16:03:35

Ahead lies 365 days with no mistakes in them. There are so many opportunities to live to our full potential, to repair bonds with family and friends and to make time for ourselves.

When you're at the brink, it takes courage to live on

By Uncle Gil   2024-05-15 10:40:37

No longer just another story, it held a weighty reality that I couldn’t fully grasp, as suicide has always confounded me.

Retain that accent, it can save you from trouble

By Uncle Gil   2024-05-27 09:29:25

My auntie, true to herself, prayed daily for me to be delivered from “the wilderness,” as she used to call it-until my tour of duty ended.

Love your balls? Don't dare smack cop in uniform

By Uncle Gil   2024-06-06 10:09:38

A lot of us have this feeling that we don’t need the boys in blue. Why?  They do the worst where they are needed the most.

Hell hath no fury like Gen Z overtaxed by Zakayo

By Uncle Gil   2024-06-24 12:24:44

Old geezers who have seen it all were shocked by their sheer audacity.

How Gen Z will turn dowry negotiations upside down

By Uncle Gil   2024-07-08 10:10:33

The youngsters will say to hell with this corruption and the mamas will have to devise other ways of squeezing some mullah from the groom.