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One brash technician said I should have gone to Samsung, not Safcom, if it’s the handset that had a problem.
People believe torches have psychic powers and that when the battery cells dim, so will the nefarious characters who had a hand in the killing of Jirongo.
The fortunes of the “hustler” narrative that was propounded for four years, have dimmed irredeemably over the last three years.
The road to Kenya’s Singapore is littered with a collapsed and collapsing infrastructure, the latest edifice to tumble down being that building in South C that was designed as a ladder to heaven.
Had Babu been shot, and I’m glad he was not, it’d have been a case of poetic justice, because a few years ago, Babu was charged with shooting and maiming one DJ Evolve.
When a birthday milestone serves to remind one of recent deaths is not morbid humour, it means one has matured sufficiently to start confronting their own mortality.
I attended a book launch last Saturday at Mageuzi, the official seat of the potential next Prezzo of the Republic of Kenya, Bonnie Mwangi.
First, the numbers: 2027, 1994, 65, and 40. The first numbers refer to March next year, when Kiambu Governor Kimani Wamatangi purports he will keep off politics
In our boyhood, once upon a time, when backbreaking work was considered noble, and we were happy to receive nothing more than morsels of food,
It was delightful to see Prezzo Bill Ruto stepping out in spanking new brown shoes as the rest of us endure the dreadfully long month of January
No disrespect to those who live in Ndundori
Mystery of flush buttons on SGR, and the bitter-sweet drink of classes
Former Cabinet Secretary Fred Matiang’i wears many hats, although he wore none to church last Sunday in Othaya
Politician Kiraitu Murungi has quit active politics, a rarity for politicians on this side of the world, at the tender age of 74.
I was pleasantly surprised to receive a princely sum of 11k from a phone number I didn’t recognise
The long-expected ouster of Nairobi Senator Edwin Sifuna from the helm of the Orange Democratic Movement
John Mbadi, the Treasury Cabinet Secretary, is the maverick who has reportedly cast a magic wand on the economy
By shopping, I mean patiently pushing the trolley and trailing the woman of the house (yes, it’s Valentine’s season, so I can disclose that I can be meek and submissive).
Folks, I heard it on the grapevine that there was a big bust-up between “retired but not tired” Prezzo Uhuru Kenyatta, aka UK, and his successor Prezzo Bill Ruto.
Interior Cabinet Secretary Kipchumba Murkomen has a wicked sense of humour, even though he seldom smiles.
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